Brandon - Sophomore

A self-loathing New York Jew, Brandon is lucky to be alive after being taught how to ride a bicycle in 2010 (at the age of 19).

Check out his band, 'The Jukebox Romeos'! They're on facebook and myspace. The music they make is pretty much crap, but it'll be good for a laugh.

Brandon also reccomends that you check out Dre (Andrea O'Neill), as she is very attractive and has a talent for being mentioned in other people's bios.

Brandon attributes a great deal of his "success" to his therapist, mentor, spiritual enrichment provider, and jungle guide: Stephanie Izzo (who Brandon also feels is very attractive).

Brandon may best be personified by a quote from one of his heroes, Notorious B.I.G.:

"B#%!es I like 'em brainless. Guns I like 'em stainless. Steel."