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Tara 

 

Writing a bio for yourself is as bad as it gets.

You want to make yourself sound cool, but not too cool.

If it's too cool people will say "She's trying too hard"

which immediately ruins your chances of being cool.

You also want it to be funny

so you try to make it funny

which ultimately makes it super lame.

You want it to be many things.

It usually ends up being none of these things.

For these reasons, I feel that others should write your bio for you.

If there is no one to write for you

rely on the old saying

"a picture's worth a thousand words".

that should get you off the hook.