everything you have read about betsy so far has been false.

betsy actually is obsessed with ariel (the "singing half-fish, half-sexmachine in the little mermaid").

really, if betsy could do anything in the world, she would like to be a disney princess just like ariel.

she prides herself on being a spelling bee c-h-a-m-p and loves pretzels.

she also has a crush on rod stewart, rachael ray, and the color pink.